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Monday, 30 July 2012

Great Britain's Not Great At All.


So the Olympics kicked off with a huge bang on Friday night.  It actually wasn’t too bad as far as Opening Ceremonies go.  I wasn’t bored out of my mind at all, which was a nice change.  Let’s hope London can keep it up and continue to put on a damn good show.  Shame about the ticketing balls up that has seen loads of empty seats at so-called ‘sold out’ events, but if they react quick enough hopefully they can solve this by giving tickets away to teachers, children, doctors, nurses and military folk etc.  Empty seats and a lack of atmosphere at each event looks shocking and must be disappointing for the athletes who have sacrificed their entire lives to get to the pinnacle of world sport.

The Chiefs and Crusaders were the first to play in the semi finals over the weekend of Super Rugby, you would have thought every player in each team had slept with their oppositions wives/girlfriends etc such was the anger and intensity of the match.  Forget that in two weeks time most of these lads will be sharing an All Blacks changing room with each other.  For that 80 minutes they hated the sight of their opposition jumper, and the man wearing it to boot.  The Crusaders were awful, yes the Chiefs deserve some credit for that, their defence was up quickly and their forwards made the Crusaders work for every bit of possession they could muster.  But a vintage Crusaders performance this was not.  Their game was littered with uncharacteristic errors that handed the ball over to the Chiefs at important times and more often than not with important territory also.  I got the feeling the Crusaders will feel they beat themselves in this game more than the Chiefs beat them.  They played horribly but were still in it right up until the final whistle and could have gone to extra time with a droppie in the dying seconds.  But alas it wasn’t to be and the Chiefs now find themselves with a home final.  A lift in their efficiency and performing their individual roles will be required to beat a classy looking Sharks side.  One thing they seem to have in spades is the aggression and intensity for a home Grand Final victory.

The Sharks v Stormers game was equally intense.  Both sides tore into each other again and even Bismarck went flying after being bumped off by the impressive Eben Etzebeth.  The Sharks are definitely playing the most complete rugby at the moment and beat the Stormers up.  When the time was right either went wide or that dirty little Frenchman Freddie would drop back to the pocket and attempt a droppie.  Fair enough, it’s playiff time after all.  With their loosies on fire at the moment, Freddie Michalak in the form of his career and JP Pietersen almost unstoppable, the Sharks look like a formidable challenge for the Chiefs.  Unfortunately for them I feel the travel will get the better of them.  Durban – Brisbane – Durban – Cape Town – Durban – Auckland – Hamilton is not what you would consider an ideal preparation for the biggest game of the season.  But hey, it’s why they get paid so much isn’t it? 

My pick is the Chiefs to win over a tiring and slow finishing Sharks who will not go down without a fight and land a few big punches in doing so.

I was going to talk about the Black Caps but they are too shit for words.  Pumped again, and no one to blame but themselves.  All batsmen got a start and then threw it away, the bowling was inconsistent and the fielding wasn’t even at it’s normal standard.  Back to the drawing board boys, you’re rubbish.

How come England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland compete in the Olympics as Great Britain?  Is this not a sporting event designed for countries from all over the world to compete in?  Since when was Great Britain a country?  I find it awfully funny how the Scots and Welsh claim they can’t stand the Poms, just like the rest of us, but when it comes to the Olympics they’re all buddy buddy and having a great time together.  Is this simply a way of England pretending they are more successful and better at sport than they really are?  By using two other countries talent and claiming it as their own?  Wales and Scotland should have a bit more respect for themselves and tell England to piss off.  Why if you were Scottish would you let the English claim Andy Murray as their own under the guise of being ‘British’?  Ok bad example if I was Scottish I let any country that wanted to claim Andy Murray do so, he’s a twat, but you get my point yeah?  I suspect all three of these countries are too afraid to fend for themselves in the Olympics as their individual results would be terrible for nations of their size and wealth.  I however have had enough and am calling for an end to this ridiculous notion of competing as Great Britain.  The Olympics are for countries to compete in, if you’re not a country you don’t compete, it’s as simple as that.  Split them up so the rest of the world can laugh and see how rubbish these countries are when they are called upon to fight for themselves and watch them fall well down the medal tally in doing so.

Rebecca Adlington has been copping it, even though she won a bronze.
You’ve gotta love Frankie Boyle.  He is a fantastic Scottish (see earlier paragraph on Great Britain) comedian, albeit a little crude at times.  You have to youtube him, or have a look on the video sidebar if you don’t know who he is, it will be worth it, I promise.  During the week he singled out one of the British swimmers (who last night happened to claim a bronze medal) as having an unfair advantage in her swimming races.  Now how is that possible I hear you ask, well I’ll let the quote speak for itself. "I worry that Rebecca Adlington will have an unfair advantage in the swimming by possessing a dolphin's face”.  Boyle has come under heavy criticism for the comment he made on Twitter, soon after he posted a reaction to comments suggesting he should apologise.  That went as follows: "I have an apology for the people of Britain. Sadly, it’s written on the end of my c**k in a braille you can only read with your tonsils''.  How’s that Britain thing working out for you guys again? 

Anyway I have been loving the Olympics, with the coverage on tv and 12 channels available online for free, I am wall to walling the Olympics.  Fingers crossed the Kiwis and Saffas can win a few more medals in the near future to make it a bit more exciting.

Over and out team, and remember;

Keep you eye on the ball, be it a handball, football, hockey ball, you get he picture.

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